I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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