we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I have post one night stand depression
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