I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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