just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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