Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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