sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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