did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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