but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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