So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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