I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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