you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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