I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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