what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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