o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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