Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I fill condoms, not promises.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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