I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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