NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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