After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Damn victory sex feels great
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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