Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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