This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm just crazy horny about you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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