did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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