My pussy is not your playground.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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