Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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