I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
