You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm passing your future prison.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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