we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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