Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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