no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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