Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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