Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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