where does the pee come out of this thing
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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