Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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