The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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