hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
