whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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