My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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