used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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