false alarm. still invincible.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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