I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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