Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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