R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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