i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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