Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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