when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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