OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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