Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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