I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
is it fun? or sober?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
