Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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