Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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