Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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