i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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