Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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