Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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