Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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